Petition launched to sack Arsenal medical staff

Petition launched to sack Arsenal medical staff
It's tough to be an Arsenal fan at the moment - and maybe even tougher to be a member of Arsene Wenger's squad.
The Gunners' injury woes reached a nadir on Wednesday after learning that Santi Cazorla will be out for up to three months with knee ligament damage, while Alexis Sanchez is expected to miss a month with a thigh injury.
Wenger now has an entire starting XI out on the sidelines, and it has all gotten a little too much for some.
One particularly disgruntled fan - M S in Australia - has decided to try to avoid repeat disasters, starting a Change.org petition calling for Wenger to sack his entire medical staff.
The letter to 'Wenger Lad' which accompanies the petition reads: "Every year our hopes are mighty high and so are our performances on the football pitch. Not only this, our players have the best hair. Then November comes and it all turns to s***. Injuries destroy us and our title hopes. 
"Sign this petition so the medical staff can be replaced."
It's doubtful Wenger will get around to worrying about the petition given that it only had 66 signatures by Thursday lunchtime, though the Arsenal players themselves will be grateful at seeing their good grooming habits praised - silver livings, after all.

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